December 7, 2003
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THE CHRISTMAS CARDS ARE READY!
Order Fast!
In a display of Xangan teamwork at its finest, the Christmas cards are ready! Iif you order fast, you’ll have them in plenty of time to send out for the holidays.
The card is on white card stock. The front contains a lovely photo by our own http://www.xanga.com/femmedelacreme . (Also found at http://www.fotolog.net/femmedelacreme ). Underneath it says Hey… (in this font you may or may not be able to see in your viewer)
Inside it says “I‘m socially obligated as a consumer to send you seasonal greetings for this holiday that has been ass-raped by the corporate whores of our culture, but I love you anyway and hope you get laid for New Year’s.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!” (Sentiment by http://www.xanga.com/the8rgrl ).
50 cents each, complete with envelopes. PayPal to sooz@ev1.net and I’ll mail them out as soon as I get your order. Woo hoo!
Comments (10)
I’m so honored to have one of my traditional photos graced on a card with the words ASS-RAPED on the inside. Really. I mean, this is the pinnacle, babe!
I knew Femme would be pleased.
(It was used with permission, mind you!)
Those cards sound awesome! =)
And yes, most certainly Slash of GNR.
Good stuff!
Nothing says Happy Holidays like ass-rapings and whores.
oh my god, that’s so freakin’ hilarious!
my family wouldn’t understand though..haha
Mwahahahaha!! You have no clue exactly how tempting it is for me to order those…still, postage is such a bitch, and I enjoy telling those I love to fuck off ever so much more when I can do it face to face.
heeheehee…
I’d love to do a card swap
that is funny!!! if i hadn’t already bought my cards i’d get them. oh my!!
is there a better time than today to think about the coming weekend? you’ve got to have something to look forward to!
If only I’d known, I’ve just spend a week hand making frickin cards! Print me out one and post it to me as a Christmas card just so I can say I have one… wouldya? I’ll paypal you a few bucks to cover postage.