April 10, 2002
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Some Days, The News Says It All
Evidence that we're off to hell in the usual handbasket:
Cop Goes Nuts, Shoots His Neighbors
Halle Berry Injured on Film Set
Police Dog Severs Suspect's Penis
Some Days, The News Says It All
Evidence that we're off to hell in the usual handbasket:
Cop Goes Nuts, Shoots His Neighbors
Halle Berry Injured on Film Set
Police Dog Severs Suspect's Penis
Comments (12)
evidence that people are so sick of middle east talk, that journalists have to look for news that will get people's attention.
ohmygod! is halle going to be alright?!
"Hot dog scampers off with weenie...film at eleven."
So, was there ever an ancient Chinese saying that translated to: 'May you live in *bewildering* times.'?
Tanya Harding has struck again...
This time in a studio on Halle:-p
Do you realize how uncomfortable the words "sever" and "penis" make most guys when they are used together like that. Holy cow....
I heard the one about the dog biting the guy's penis off on my way home from working 11pm-7am, wasn't sure if I was actually hearing that or if I was suffering from sleep deprivation, lol.
Thanks for bringing us "all the news that matters."
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
Damn, if I could find the people that determine what's "newsworthy," they'd all be in deep kim chi.
And it's allllllll true. Scariest part of all, eh?
check this out: http://freespace.virgin.net/mark.fryer/headlines2.html
very funny (and a little sad) stuff!
You know what else is weird? Some fireman here was charged with cruelty to animals for shooting his ex-girlfriend's dog.
Shattered illusions.