August 21, 2001
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Bumper Break
(Disclaimer: I can't be deep and thought-provoking ALL the time. Brainless stuff has its place, you know.)
I'm thinking about plastering my vehicle with bumper stickers. Ok, probably not, but if I had an older, beat up car, I certainly would. I'd want the following bumper stickers I've seen:
- "Well-behaved women rarely make history."
- "Horn broke, watch for finger."
- "Can't come to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the gun."
If you could have any bumper sticker, what would it be?
- "Well-behaved women rarely make history."
Comments (20)
My sister told me once that I did not need a bumper sticker because I would get out of the car and tell people who I was. LOL, she's right.
I like selections!
I have to admit, I love bumberstickers. I have 3 right now:
I 
bumperstickers!
1) Ginger rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, only backwards and in high heels.
2) Buckle up!-It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car!
3)Practice Oomphaloskepsis (contemplate your navel)
I want to get:
If you are born again, does that mean you have 2 bellybuttons?
and
Ignorance is no excuse for your behavior
I swerve and break for wooly worms.(WOOLY BEARS ) to some.
Hmmm...let's see. "My other car is a P-51 Mustang" or maybe the old classic, "I brake for hallucinations". I also saw one the other day that sums up Texans in two words. "Howdy, Dammit."
During Desert Storm Hubbard had a bumper sticker that said, "Visualize Desert Storm". He made it from a bumper sticker kit. He's got a "Nixon Now" sticker on the truck now.
My karma ran over your dogma.....
I don't have any bumper stickers but my plate frame says NOT SO CLOSE THANK YOU. MR SMITH & MR WESSON
Don't follow me...I'm lost, too.
Tee
I saw this sticker on a motorcycle that said, "there's nothing in my bag that's worth your life."
I would probably just have:
Member - ACLU of GA
Don't Fuck with my rights
(they actually have one like that but with symbols instead of the word "fuck." I want the uncensored version).
There is a guy down here that rides around with "Shit happens" and keeps getting pulled over whereby he goes to court and wins on free speech grounds, but then he keeps getting picked up.
"It just goes to show that shit does happen, and it happens to me again and again," he said.
My favorite bumpersticker... I ordered a package of these from an ad in National Lampoon over 10 years ago, and they never arrived. But each was just a small sticker with a picture of a screw, and the idea was to place it over the picture of the heart in someone else's "I (heart) my dog" bumpersticker.
I collect those quotes from bumper stickers as a hobby (lost count after 150...), and I've got lots of favorites. ^^;; A few examples:
-You can't scare me, I'm raising teenagers.
-God is too big for one religion.
-The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
-You're just jealous because voices don't talk to you.
-Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
-As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841.
"Just Hang Up and DRIVE"
Although I admit to having a cell phone, I rarely use it while drivings (and if I do, I'm pretty good about multi-tasking). But I'm tired of people driving like idiots, yakkin' on the phone all the time, changing lanes, or slowing down, chewing gum, and talking. Just SHOOT ME, please, before I shoot THEM.
The Duchess
<large>When Guns Are Outlawed...
...can we use swords?
Yeah...
YOU CAN'T SCARE ME, I HAVE TEENAGERS
Hmmm....in Ohio, tastes tend to run toward bumper stickers of the "my kid can beat up your honor student" variety - I'll have to think about this one...
"I brake for...no apparent reason!"
I guess it would say..."pay attention to your driving, I don't want to die today."
I have a Celtic pentagram window clingie...I'm not pagan, but I think it is pretty! And I have a bumper sticker from the place that did my tattoo. Freaked my parents out (and of course, that was the main intent).
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers."
I have that on my Art Satchel. It IS a bumper sticker, though...
I like Homer's one about ... can we use swords? heheheh
a couple for you
"Keep honking , I'm reloading"
I.R.S. We've got what it takes to take what you've got
Lottery : A tax on people who are bad at maths
I said "NO" to drugs but they just wouldn't listen
and
If at first you DO succeed , try not to look astonished.
my fav
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
*grin* Irish